Sunday, November 1, 2009

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Top Celebrity Oops Moments

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  • 33. Sarah Jessica Parker was chosen to be the new face of Gap??? – She’s a size 0 and her every day shoes are Manolo Blahniks!!! No one believed it and she was later replaced with Joss Stone. ….OOPS!

    32. Russell Crowe tried to dial his wife in Australia but couldn’t get through… assault with a deadly phone is what they called it… Crowe pled guilty for misdemeanor assault…OOPS!

    31. Michael Lohan’s reality show about his family, need I say more? …. OOPS!

    30. Nicole Ritchie tripped the alarm at the airport…with her nipple rings … OOPS!

    29. Michelle Williams of Destiny’s Child falls on stage and her girls didn’t even try to help her up… no wonder they broke up…OOPS!

    28. Vin Diesel turned down XXX – State of the Union and 2 Fast 2 Furious to do The Chronicles of Riddick… how unfortunate…OOPS!

    27. Gwyneth Paltrow (as many other celebrities with issues) named her baby Apple because apples are sweet … Slash named his baby Cash and a few others came up with names like Audio Science and Pilot Inspector … they should have just called them “Please make fun of me”… OOPS!

    26. Jennifer Garner, the star of many successful films decided she needed a break from all the success and starred in “Elektra”…OOPS!

    25. J-Lo decided to break into fashion, and what’s a better way to do that then making your very own line of fur…real fur…those poor animals…OOPS!

    24. The Human Stain starring Anthony Hopkins playing a black guy…Tara Reid playing a scientist (at least they gave her glasses) and John C. Reilly playing a hot sensual guy… Ok…a whole bag of OOPS!

    23. Fran Drescher cuts her finger and called the paramedics… then takes a shower and changes her clothes so she can look hot when they arrive… not that this isn’t creepy all on it’s own… turns out this happened to her friend and not her…OOPS!

    22. Kim Cattrall Writes a sex book about the great sex she has with her husband…that same year she files for divorce…I guess the sex wasn’t that great… OOPS!

    21. Britney Spears took off her shoes on a flight from LA to New York. Well let’s just say they didn’t smell like “Curious” … even the other passengers pleaded with the stewardess to tell the pop star to put her shoes back on… OOPS!

    20. Prince Charles curses reporters under his breath….too bad his microphone was on the whole time and they ALL heard him…OOPS!

    19. Paris Hilton saw her sex tape at a newsstand … she ripped the poster and video off the wall yelling about little kids seeing it and ran away without paying for it… the prosecutors refused to press charges not to waste taxpayers money… and once again Paris got off…OOPS!

    18. Elton John bad mouths Madonna at the British Q awards when he came up to claim his award … “best live act …*#$^ off…since when is lip syncing live…” …OOPS!

    17. Tara Reid accidentally exposes her boob at P Diddy’s birthday party for the cameras… that’s more like a Tuesday night OOPS!

    16. The Stepford Wives remake cost $90 million but only brought in $60 million….that’s a 30 million dollarOOPS!

    15. Proactive celebrity commercials …. Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, P Diddy, Alicia Keys… yeah only if Britney is the before and Jessica is the after… OOPS!

    14. J-Lo and Marc Anthony are in love…J-lo wears a bathrobe Marc sits on the bed…and they both sing of their true love… in Spanish…to a room full of non Spanish speakers….OOPS!

    13. Poor Billy Joel experiences his 3rd car accident in 2 years, only this time he drives an antique car through the living room…of a 94 year old lady…OOPS!

    12. Jose Canseco writes a baseball book called “Juiced”…he claims he does steroids and so do three of his baseball buddies, they deny his claims even though Joe insists that steroids are good for you…OOPS!

    11. Breaking up is hard enough…breaking up when your pregnant is even worse…Example: Kevin Federline left Shar Jackson when she was 6 months pregnant… for Britney Spears…OOPS!

    10. It’s the oldest story in the book. Girl gets dissed in a rap song … girl runs in to the people that dissed her in a parking lot… and everyone starts shooting. And that is the story of Lil Kim…of course the story didn’t mention the girl lying about knowing members of her possie under oath and spending 6 months in jail for perjury…OOPS!

    9. When Tom Cruise is in love he is not afraid to show it… in the Opera appearance that no one will ever forget…Cruise did some couch jumping…dropped to his knees and screamed he loves Katie Holmes…repeatedly…OOPS!

    8. The Dave Matthews Band loves their fans… and they found a new way of showing it. While crossing a bridge on the Chicago River on their tour bus, the driver decided to dump 800 pounds of waste into the river…luckily for the river, there was a tour boat that just happened to be going under the bridge at exactly the same time…OOPS!

    7. St. Patrick’s Day always brings out the crazy in people, and this case is no different…Courtney Love, the poster child for bad girl decides to expose herself at her own concert… but it doesn’t stop there. She then goes to Wendy’s for a little mid-crazy snack and takes a photo-op with a die hard fan taking a bite of her boobs…OOPS!

    6. Prince Harry is not exactly known as the “good” brother but this definitely tops the charts … Harry couldn’t find a costume for a Halloween party so…he decided to go as Hitler. Dad made it clear that this was unacceptable for the forgotten little brother and later Prince Harry apologized and had to sit through a holocaust lecture…OOPS!

    5. Pat O’Brien… went to dinner with his girlfriend…got drunk…did some coke…and repeatedly called another woman he met earlier…in front of his girlfriend…OOPS!

    4. Michael Jackson your wondering what did he do now…well not only was he fighting charges for touching little boys…he showed up late for every single court appearance…and right when the judge was about to issue a warrant for his arrest…he showed up…in his pajamas…OOPS!

    3. Ashley Simpson… she used to be known for being Jessica’s little sister…now she is known for lip syncing on SNL and trying to cover it up by doing a stupid little dace and running away…OOPS!

    2. Here is Paris Hilton…again. Your phone is your sanctuary…well at least it is for Paris. After her phone was hacked … a slew of prank calls were made to Paris’s friends…Paris also kept naked pictures of herself on the phone…just to remind herself how hot she was… Hilton tried apologizing to all her friends but somehow their phones were disconnected…OOPS!

    1. And the winner of our Oopsathon…who else but Britney spears and her reality show – “I just want to prove to America that I’m stupid…oh I mean “Chaotic”… I guess Desperate Rednecks was taken… “I have so much sex…. Whole truck loads of sex”…this show was almost as depressing as the relationship of the couple…OOPS!

    20. Prince Charles curses reporters under his breath….too bad his microphone was on the whole time and they ALL heard him…OOPS!

    19. Paris Hilton saw her sex tape at a newsstand … she ripped the poster and video off the wall yelling about little kids seeing it and ran away without paying for it… the prosecutors refused to press charges not to waste taxpayers money… and once again Paris got off…OOPS!

    18. Elton John bad mouths Madonna at the British Q awards when he came up to claim his award … “best live act …*#$^ off…since when is lip syncing live…” …OOPS!

    17. Tara Reid accidentally exposes her boob at P Diddy’s birthday party for the cameras… that’s more like a Tuesday night OOPS!

    16. “The Stepford Wives” remake cost $90 million but only brought in $60 million….that’s a 30 million dollar OOPS!

    15. Proactive celebrity commercials …. Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, P Diddy, Alicia Keys… yeah only if Britney is the before and Jessica is the after… OOPS!

    14. J-Lo and Marc Anthony are in love…J-lo wears a bathrobe Marc sits on the bed…and they both sing of their true love… in Spanish…to a room full of non Spanish speakers….OOPS!

    13. Poor Billy Joel experiences his 3rd car accident in 2 years, only this time he drives an antique car through the living room…of a 94 year old lady…OOPS!

    12. Jose Canseco writes a baseball book called “Juiced”…he claims he does steroids and so do three of his baseball buddies, they deny his claims even though Joe insists that steroids are good for you…OOPS!

    11. Breaking up is hard enough…breaking up when your pregnant is even worse…Example: Kevin Federline left Shar Jackson when she was 6 months pregnant… for Britney Spears…OOPS!

    10. It’s the oldest story in the book. Girl gets dissed in a rap song … girl runs in to the people that dissed her in a parking lot… and everyone starts shooting. And that is the story of Lil Kim…of course the story didn’t mention the girl lying about knowing members of her possie under oath and spending 6 months in jail for perjury…OOPS!

    9. When Tom Cruise is in love he is not afraid to show it… in the Opera appearance that no one will ever forget…Cruise did some couch jumping…dropped to his knees and screamed he loves Katie Holmes…repeatedly…OOPS!

    8. The Dave Matthews Band loves their fans… and they found a new way of showing it. While crossing a bridge on the Chicago River on their tour bus, the driver decided to dump 800 pounds of waste into the river…luckily for the river, there was a tour boat that just happened to be going under the bridge at exactly the same time…OOPS!

    7. St. Patrick’s Day always brings out the crazy in people, and this case is no different…Courtney Love, the poster child for bad girl decides to expose herself at her own concert… but it doesn’t stop there. She then goes to Wendy’s for a little mid-crazy snack and takes a photo-op with a die hard fan taking a bite of her boobs…OOPS!

    6. Prince Harry is not exactly known as the “good” brother but this definitely tops the charts … Harry couldn’t find a costume for a Halloween party so…he decided to go as Hitler. Dad made it clear that this was unacceptable for the forgotten little brother and later Prince Harry apologized and had to sit through a holocaust lecture…OOPS!

    5. Pat O’Brien…went to dinner with his girlfriend…got drunk…did some coke…and repeatedly called another woman he met earlier…in front of his girlfriend…OOPS!

    4. Michael Jackson…your wondering what did he do now…well not only was he fighting charges for touching little boys…he showed up late for every single court appearance…and right when the judge was about to issue a warrant for his arrest…he showed up…in his pajamas…OOPS!

    3. Ashley Simpson…she used to be known for being Jessica’s little sister…now she is known for lip syncing on SNL and trying to cover it up by doing a stupid little dace and running away…OOPS!

    2. Here is Paris Hilton…again. Your phone is your sanctuary…well at least it is for Paris. After her phone was hacked … a slew of prank calls were made to Paris’s friends…Paris also kept naked pictures of herself on the phone…just to remind herself how hot she was… Hilton tried apologizing to all her friends but somehow their phones were disconnected…OOPS!

    1. And the winner of our Oopsathon…who else but Britney spears and her reality show – “I just want to prove to America that I’m stupid…oh I mean “Chaotic”… I guess Desperate Rednecks was taken… “I have so much sex…. Whole truck loads of sex”…this show was almost as depressing as the relationship of the stars…OOPS!

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