megan fox has a wet dress

Megan Fox has a new movie coming out called How to Lose Friends and alienate people and I think it’s supposed to be funny because Simon Pegg is in it. But that’s irrelevant because, more importantly, Megan Fox’s boobs make a cameo.

I don’t know much else about the movie to be honest but really that’s all the sell I needed to promote it here. It could be a film featuring one second of Megan Fox coming out of a pool and 98 minutes of images from Vietnam or my parents’ sex tapes and I’d be like, “Jolly good show pip pip.”